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Stoneage Blast

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Stoneage Blast is, as is seemingly the trend with flash games that have dino-related contents, a horizontal shooter where you and your “prehistoric beast” must safe Earth from alien attack.

You ride your flying, fire breathing fantasy dino through an assumed 5 levels (sadly, due to my poor shmup skills, I only reached the end of level 2. Though I will be finishing it off later in the week when I have more time) gaining points and weapon powerups. Each level follows the standard shmup format of patterned waves of enemies followed by an end boss. Some enemies when killed drop power ups for your weapon/dino, which increases the spread and damage of your shots. Every time you take damage a powerup is lost.

pew pew pew

This leaves a very interesting dynamic where by you actively try to kill enemies (as oppose to avoid them), all the while trying to take no damage. Hopefully resulting in having an awesomely suped-up flying dino to battle the stage’s end boss.

Oh, and the music and art style are surprisingly awesome. I would give this game a “RAWR” out of ten, even though the dino isn’t specifically a dino. But I’m willing to let that slide. Go play it!

Flash Game: Dino Hunt

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Hoo No !!!

I what I think is likely to become a regular part of DinoPad, I found another flash game I think you will… enjoy? Perhaps “enjoy” is a bit of a strong word, but it’s definitely a game and it definitely has dinosaurs in. Ok, it has dinosaurs in. And that’s good enough by my standards.

Play it here on NewGrounds, then let us know what you think.

Flash Game: Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar ™

Monday, April 6th, 2009

RAWR

If there is one thing the world is crying out for more of it’s flash games with dinosaurs in. Thankfully, that call has been answered this morning with my discovery of Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar ™.

The mouse controlled Shmup puts you in control of one of two available jet pack wearing dinos; Tyrannosaurus X or Dinomite. These extra-terrestrial dinos have the ability to shoot beams when they roar, as one might expect from the title.

RAWR

Your objective is to avoid obstacles, pick up a power-up or two, shoot down your enemies and reach the end of the level to gain some much needed dinoforce.

Your main attack is your rawr, which shoots a beam of dino-destruction on any foes ahead. This uses up your rechargeable dino-beam power. The lower your power, the less damage your beam does and the less rawr you do.

Although depressingly short and only one level long, the game really is awesome. From the cheesy guitar shreads to the over the top dialogue, everything about this game requires some ill-fitting word to have the phrase “some”, “tastic” or “adical” attached to the end of it and used as an adjective.

RAWR! Said The Dinosaur. I Have Arrived!

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

It’s 227 million years ago. The Upper Triassic period is starting. Coloradisaurus‘ are roaming around peacefully, chomping on trees. The NES is still considered next-gen. There are lots of rocks.

“RAWR!” Came the booming call from across the sandy plains. The other dinosaurs took note. “I have arrived!”

Welcome to DinoPad.com. This is a video game blog. But it’s more specific than that. There are thousands of video game blogs out there so why bother starting a new one, and what makes this one so special anyway?

There is only one real answer to that: Dinosaurs.

This blog is all about dinos and video games. Big ones, small ones, omnivores, carnivores, retro, current-gen etc. They can all find a place here.

But it’s not just myself bringing you all the news, reviews and articles you would ever need (arguably more than you could ever need) about dinosaurs and video games. Here is the awesome team making it all not just possible, but very awesome too:

RAWRWardrox

I’m the guy who accidentally made this place after a joke that was made on The Podcastle (A “brit-pop” podcast for Destructoid). I love video games and a I love small blogs/communities which cover ground no other sites cover. I’m the founder of DinoPad’s sister (or brother?) site NegativeGamer.com and aim to use my masive pro-journalism skills here to achieve great, dinotastic success.

RAWRGary

Hi, my name is Gary (more commonly known as garison on the internet). I am from the middle of nowhere, so basically what I do is hang out on the internet to pass the time. When I heard Wardrox was scowering the internet for writers willing to contribute to a ’secret project’, I was all in.

I’m very excited to write for DinoPad. I think we could all write some pretty awesome dino-related stories on here. See you all IN THE FUTURE! … well … if dinosaurs don’t all raise up and take over the earth that is …

RAWRJordan

OK, so, my name is Jordan, I go by ‘Corican’ on the internet and on the PSN. I’m 20 years old, and I’m studying English Language at Cardiff University in Wales (in the UK). I have a Laptop, DS and a PS3. I really love the PS3 and spend too much time on it. I also do a lot of rock climbing which I really enjoy and I’m looking forward to travelling around the world with my friends after I leave university.

I remember the day when I first urged Wardrox to create this site, I knew then that greatness would come of it. It is an honour and a pleasure to write for the greatest dinosaur-themed games blog.

RAWRDant

My name is Dant Rambo and I write for specialtygamer.com and decoymusic.com. Since I was just a wee lad, I thought that dinosaurs were the coolest beings to ever roam the planet. Everybody knows that they’re the greatest extinct creatures since sliced bread, but their presence in media remains sorely overlooked.

For that reason, I see it as the responsibility of the writer to document their history as well as track their presence in modern times. Though specific focus will be on their appearances in the realm of gaming, I know all the writers here will also aim to broaden the focus and discuss their presence in other mediums as well. I hope you enjoy what we all have to say!

RAWRChris

Rawr! I’m Chris, informally known as Fusion. I like dinosaurs (especially the old Jim Henson sitcom Dinosaurs) and video games and as such I thought to combine my passions for them all into one big rawrsome package.

RAWR

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Dinosaurs and video games, all in one place. RAWR

Now please pardon the prehistoric dust as we set things up.